The best sex begins with a great imagination, where naughty is nice!
I like to begin a weekend day in special way .. Slip quietly out of bed not waking my date .. Prepare and serve breakfast in bed, give her an hour long oil massage then, slip into a nice long warm bath together .. In the bath, we feed each other chocolates and strawberries, while sipping champagne (for her) and sparking mineral water (for me)
To me, the most attractive part of a woman are: her mind, humor, eyes, smile and, neckline .. Body types: short, average or, tall, with natural boobs from mother nature .. Age: a woman's beauty is ageless
About Me: straight male, nudist, risqué sense of satirical humor .. Special Secret: keeper of the Polynesian penis gourds! .. Oh almost forgot! .. Professional Goof Ball!
Sexual Turn-Ons: dirty talk that makes her wet, lots of sensual foreplay, oral, more oral, multiple O's, light-hearted role play, a menage a trois and may be a few more friends
Porn Humor: jerking off in a woman's face .. it screams FAKE!
Polite Request: If you have not met me in the chat room, please refrain from adding me as a Fan .. Thanks!