Let The Venting Begin: What pisses YOU off?

edited October 2008 in General Talk
Everyone gets peeved off sometimes.  Vent your bile here and then you won't have to yell at your partner or kick your dog.
Some examples:
- Reviewers who habitually give one line reviews.
- People who stop their cars in the middle of the road because they are lost.
- Woodpeckers.
- Dried jizz on the carpet.
I feel better already.


  • edited October 2008
    I assume those are things that annoy you Doc.  "Dried jizz on the carpet"?  They make carpet cleaner for that and besides, you should open your mouth a little wider :)  Here are just a few of mine:
    Drivers who don't use a turn signal.

    People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or letter.

    Kids who tease dogs through a fence.

    People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice containter.

    Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side.

    Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films.

    People that don't use coasters.

    People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure.

    People who sit next to you on public transportation even when there are other seats available.

    Noisy eaters.

    Students who prolong class by asking the most inane questions.

    Women who wear jewelry that clinks and clacks and makes noise when they're at their desk or keyboard. When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.

    Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up.

    People walking around in ridiculous 'fashionable' shoes that are clearly hurting their feet.

    Whenever anyone says "Ya, know what I'm sayin"...

    Using speaker phones in public areas at work.
    Double negatives.

    Conspiracy theories.
  • It pisses me off that C-cage is pissed off bout everything I do.............
  • LOL...
    Ok, cajun, you get a prize for being the first person to post on the first discussion I've ever started in my life.  The prize is a clock made out of a big chunk of varnished wood!! Congratulations!
    Thank you for posting cajun & furry!  
  • As long as I have plenty of that green stuff I posted in that starbuck cup NOTHING pisses me off.   I'll have to wait until I run out to post here.
  • Red State Update With Joe The Plumber
  • Shit, there's not enough bandwidth on this site to enumerate the things that piss me off.  I've had 60 years to hone the list and it keeps getting longer evey fucking day.
  • Air it wickeddrx, air it :)
  • You might feel better if you get it out Wicked Doc
  • Better pissed off than pissed on is what I say! :)
  • That would depend on what kind of video you're taping Aries!
  • Here's what's pissing me off today:
    -being stuck for long periods of time, in a box, with a crazy person, with no possible means of escape.
    -being stuck in a bigger box, with mulitiple crazy persons.
    -the fact that pot is illegal.
  • pores piss me off
        PORES ? 
  • Now, now...this can be whatever pisses anyone off.  No judging allowed!!

    I'm adding "bugs" to my list of things.
  • Things that annoy me (They don't really piss me off... just get on my nerves)

    -People who drive really slow on a two lane road then speed up when more lanes are added
    -Girls with facial hair
    -People who say aint
    -People who take too much food or drink and don't eat/drink it all
    -Stay at home moms who let their kids play in the street then yell at people for driving the speed limit
    -People who get mad at me for stupid reasons (like how I don't recycle)
    -People who think the best solution to anything is blaming someone else

    -People with extreme acne
    -Guys who don't trim their nails
    -People who assume that because they think it is fun, that you will think it is fun as well.. ie school dances..yuk!
    -Stupid people asking questions
    -People who want help... like 5 mins ago

    -Relatives/old friends that you don't really know who say they will keep in touch when you see them at a wedding or something but they don't
    -Old friends that think they are better than you because they are a year older... hmmm didn't matter much when we were 7/8.. why does it matter now when we are 18/19
    -People who say "I'm hungry" (I always say, Hi I'm Heather, nice to meet you!)
    -People who ask for the time ( I always say "Time for YOU to get a watch)
    -People who hog the conversation (I want to talk too )
    -Old people who try to use the computer
    -People in their 20's who don't know how to use computers
    -The fact that you can have sex legally before you can legally watch porn
    -That there are so many chat clients
    -Parking lots
    -People who are French

    -Marathon runners that rub it in your face that you can't run

    -Being judged by that College who are going to or went to
    -People who hum/whislte/sing in public
    -When black people say earf for earth or axe for ask
    -How even when you order your food in spanish at mcdonalds, they still get your order wrong
    -People who drum on notebooks/binders/tables/desks with their pencil/fingers/hands/or anything else
    -Extreme cat or dog lovers
    -People who tell me I am wrong and won't say why
    -People who repeat themselves over and over
    -People who try to act smart but don't make sense
    -Other people trying butt into your personal life
    -People who tell you too much about their life and expect you to care
    Ha I am sure there are more but I just can't think of them :P I will add more later
  • What pisses me off are people that can't park their cars properly between the lines and end up taking up 2 spaces!
  • I hate when people get trucks that are so fucking big they can't park them right, they back into stuff, run over kids and don't even realize it and they don't give a shit.
    It's always some dumb ass 5'4" blonde that hops out and tells you her husband bought her the biggest vessel he could so she'd be "safe" instead of insisting she learn how to fucking drive, put the Starbucks down, put on her makeup BEFORE she leaves the house, hang up the cell phone, and for the love of all that is good and holy, STOP CRAPPING OUT MORE BABIES.
    I used to buy in to the "babies are miracles from God" line, but now I'm begining to think they might just be the result of morons who know how to open a budwiser can .
    Have you seen kids and their parents these days?  I have. Unfortunately, up close and personal and it scares the heck out of me.  I'm begining to think all humans should have to pass an IQ test to earn the right to have kids and if they don't pass, sterilization at onset of puberty should be madantory.
    I feel better now.  My venting is done for the day.
  • edited October 2008
    The color taupe
    People with multiple or hyphenated last names
    The phrase "ass bandits"
    The electorial college

    People who claim they recycle but don't
    Bald women
    Bald men
    Viagra/Cialis commercials
    *Edit* Cows piss me off as well
  • Afraid to ask what an edit cow is.
  • What pisses me off is people who act like they're stupid.........That deception is dangerous
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