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Member since Feb 10, 2009. Last seen online 3 days, 9 hours ago.
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.
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A quick note on my reviews. If I offend you, don't worry. I meant it. So go ahead. Send me messages and call me a racist xenophobic misogynist. I eat that shit up.
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Sweet little redhead sucking cock with facial video
Nice fucking slut. Gingers make great cocksuckers because they are all freaks. No hands. The guy could be rougher, but he has a kind of demented intensity that I dig. Pretty decent cumshot, too. I like this one. Simple. Straight forward. Cock up!
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teen girl takes it like a pro... video
Sacha or Sasha? Either way she's hot. The guy behind the camera has an accent. My cock goes soft immediately. Just what we need. Fucking Borat doing the interview. Sasha tells us that she's betraying her race to piss off her dad. Thanks, dad. Finally the BBC moves in, and he is hung like Man O War. She sucks him pretty righteously, but too much hands for my taste. I also wish he was rougher with her. Ultimately, this one gets my cock up because of Sasha's performance.
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My ex giving me another nice long blowjob video
This is real. Really boring. Really poorly shot. Really mediocre. Really quiet. Who are these two anyway? Shields & Yarnell? How about some dialogue?
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British amateur wife video
Risky opening shot. I don't quite get the symbolism of that string of costume jewelry. But hell, it must mean something. I guess we'll have to wait for the Director's Cut. Anyway, I almost skipped ahead, but then the cockney slut finally shows her face and starts sucking. She's a randy one, this one is. Too much hands for me personally, but she goes for the gusto. Is that David Brent behind the camera? I didn't hate this video. I just can't quite recommend it.
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Nicole Ray and Bella Cole amateur lesbian ... video
This is a hack up of a much longer clip. It starts out mid-scene, and runs through all the major mff positions. Okay.
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bbc2953 800 video
C-List pornstar sucks off the "new production assistant" at a porn studio. Don't know if I believe it all, but it's quick, real, and has a certain minimalist, cinema verite thing going on that I like. However, I find one fatal flaw. This chick says she's been in the business for awhile, yet can't deepthroat a 6" schlong? Which is probably why I've never seen her in anything else.
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Enormous Black for Thin Blonde video
Impressive cock, my man. Some okay sucking, but she uses her hands waaaay too much. I;m also a little disappointed in the brother here. You get a white bitch on her knees in front of you like that, you need to bitch-slap her upside the head and start taking reparations out on her white ass for slavery, Jim Crow and the continuing popularity of country music. The brother fucks some pretty pink face here, but he needs to really put down the hammer, grab her by her blond hair, spit in her eyes and ram all of that meat down her whimpering windpipe. Still a decent effort in a genre that is rife with cliche.
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Christy Marks And Janet Jade A Tale Of Two Se video
Okay, 30 seconds in, and I love these two big-titted fuck pigs already. If they fuck even 1/2 as good as they look and talk, I'll be stroking my 10" cock in no time. Tit playing, boob slapping, and they look like they're having fun. The guy finally comes in around the 8:00 mark. His cock is decent & he's pretty hard right off, which he should be after watching these two prize holsteins show off their udders. Big-titted cunts are always so fucking horny. This ends up being strictly for tit-fucking enthusiasts, so I am a bit disappointed I didn't get to see these milk maidens fuck riding and choking on dick. But because they so fucking dirty they get One Dick Up.
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Sarah nasty BJ video
She has skills indeed. So much skill, in fact, that she looks like she's waiting for a bus while she's going down chin to balls on a not-so-small cock. I'm impressed the same way I'm impressed with any skilled technician. On the other hand, I'd rather watch Amber Rayne snort and curse and gag on a cock any day of the week.
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Mia Malkova Is Cock Crazy video
I've watched a few of this guy's loops now, and I just don't get it. He gets some pretty hot girls to suck his average-sized cock. Well, that I do get. But I don't get the background music. Is there some kind of subliminal message playing beneath the synthesized harp? If so, it's telling me to stay soft, fast forward and move on to the next video. This guy's stuff is pure crap.
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Tricky Old Teacher - Nikki video
Oh great. Fuck videos with subtitles. What is this? Truffaut's 44 Blows? Is the auteur afraid I may miss some of his subtle subtext? Christ, not even a minute in, and I seriously doubt I can watch Harry Dean Stanton here fuck this thirty-year old smack addict. Things get better when she sucks cock, but not enough for me to keep watching. God, I hate Euro-shit.
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