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He is a 38 years old straight male Member since Sep 12, 2008. Last seen online 3 days, 19 hours ago.
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Either that or I am monstrously bored.
Here’s to porn featuring people that look vaguely real – super-attractive but real. People that look like they are really into it. Porn that doesn’t feature pointless gimmicks (for god’s sake stop tying people up if it isn’t a bdsm scene). That doesn’t require the performers to engage in obviously unarousing acts while pretending to moan. (I mean really, who licks a plastic dildo and finds that act, the very act itself, arousing? Bloody nobody that’s who.) And please can we have less of that super-aggressive style of American porn starlet that confuses anger and aggression for passion.
I could go on – but you get the picture... Other than that, I’ll take anything depending on my mood.
I am willing to do requests – if there is a video you think particularly needs reviewing message me with the link... Anything to distract me from the empty hole that is my meaningless life.
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Massage Rooms Skinny blon... video
The ratio of actual massage to sex seems disappointingly high in this video. Still, by minute ten, the investment of time begins to pay off.
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Curvy redhead gets fucked at home video
Undeniably real footage of a sweet girl getting stupped. The realism indicated by impenetrable lighting, glacial pacing and a look of genuine adoration on her face that made me weep for her lost innocence when she realized the dick she had agreed to let film them "make love" had instantly uploaded it to a girlfriend revenge website for $50.
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Guy fucks the neighbor's wife (full) - a81 video
Leave your movie camera on whilst you read the paper in bed in the faint hope that this will be the day a burly ex-soviet field athlete decides to pop over and "borrow a cup of sugar"? Me too. Faintly depressing documentary about a man living in a Moscow apartment suffering from agoraphobia and inferior interior decorating taste.
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Hot blonde wife hooks up with black stud video
It's hard to tell exactly when Marge and Paul's marriage went wrong. Probably it wasn't any one incident, probably it was just the slow death of their high school romance - crushed beneath the weight of unfulfilled expectations, smothered by the damp stench of their trailer home, blocked from the light of life by Paul's ever growing gut. No-one could say they didnt try to keep the flames of passion alive though. Even going so far as to let Marge take it up the butt from a hitch-hiker they met on weekend in St Paul, Minnesota whilst Paul's hands - increasingly shaky from the DTs - fleetingly caught faint glimmers of the woman Marge had once been in the half-light of their motel bedroom.
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fuckedhard18 - Whitney The Hottest Fuck - ... video
From about 16 onwards - a delight. At 16.30 - as the oil slick on her body threatens to cause an ecological disaster I was propelled into a heady vision of the world's most erotic slip and slide. Then dumbo-the-wonder-dick had to open his mouth and reminded me of the mundane fact that entry to the ride was restricted to men who have kept their body fat percentage low by consuming a minimal diet including no brain preserving nutrients. So I skipped to 28.05 and switched the sound off and enjoyed a sight so erotic that I was instantly planning my erotic version of the Tunnel of Love and a whole adult theme park of rides. At 39.30 she squeezed her own breasts and I had to get off the ride. Excellent. Except for him talking. Tedious dick.
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Going up video
In theory a delightful rendition of what one hope's every first date will end like. In practice strongly marred by the unbelievable balloons inserted into the female star's chest complete with scars so keloid that the tit wank at the end appears to involve him inserting his cock between two half-excavated Viking burial mounds.
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Love To Fuck video
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Cute girl fucked by old dirty man video
Amusing video - the pleasure of which is slightly marred by a concern that the look of stupor on the old man's face is not caused by the pleasurable ministrations of the young lady but by the fact that he has just had a stroke.
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Threesome Adventure with Zoe and Anjeli video
Everything about this is fantastic. True there is great stuff at the end - but so much goodness throughout. Dip in anywhere - as the Director probably said to the lead actor. He, by the way, off-puttingly resembles a young Vladimir Putin and is very much the weak link in the chain with his hapless pawing and lacklustre fucking technique. Who cares though? Not the girls...they seem very much more into each other than rent-a-dick, which adds delightfully to the ease with which I imagined myself joining the scene and booting young Vlad out to go and pick up more bracelets to adorn himself with.
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stunning teen having sex with boyfriend video
It was all jolly good and then at about the ten minute 30 mark she looked up while giving an admirable blow job, her big brown eyes stared directly into mine and I felt the world go dizzy. When I came too I found I had written her a cheque for a million dollars, searched the Internet for her address and sent it to her, and gotten a tattoo just like hers. Totally worth it.
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Pretty Girl Nice Sex video
Does what it says on the tin. My only complaint would be that our heroine persists in that slightly open mouthed look, which makes it appear as if she is constantly about to pull a sticking plaster off her thigh and drawing in breath at the thought of how its going to sting. Maybe she's chafing?
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s1220 breakfast in bed sd video
A perfectly adequate skin flick with a moderately attractive and naturally large bosomed woman was completely ruined for me by the realisation that, with that haircut, she looks exactly like the actor Alan Cumming.
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