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maestrotimm
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He is a 61 years old straight male
from Boston,
Massachusetts,
United States
Member since Aug 13, 2010. Last seen online 1 day, 6 hours ago.
Carpe Orgasmus! Onanism is a Way of Life! Monogamy is not an option!
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(Back to business.)
This is so obvious, and it stares us all in the face as we sign in here:
Watch Free Porn. Meet People. Hook up, hopefully!
(From now on, anyone who thinks I'm out of line for approaching them in any way is OFFICIALLY on the wrong site.)
Profile update:
If you're the kind of woman, young or old, that wouldn't think of walking, riding, sitting, without sending or receiving texts constantly, you probably don't have a sufficiently rich interior life to hold my interest. If, however, you still actually read books...
Back to the original:
Some of you just don't know how to use the "Block" option, do you?
No matter...
MaestroTimm, formerly MasterTimm, formerly Mistertimm...
And to all the insufferable little homunculi who try to exercise sovereignty over me, as I play my game (and make no mistake, kids, it's MY game):
I'm not going anywhere... and my true Friends are quite annoyed that my reviews, and the literate urbanity that they represent, are now lost, however temporarily. (Snake? Work your magic again, please?)
When I offer some of you the option of Blocking me, especially as cordially as I do, I suggest you exercise that option. You have no grounds for complaint otherwise, and eventually, Naif and Snake will realize that.
A recent communication with snake re the suspension of my last account:
"I don't know why you have been banned, but I cannot fix it right now."
So snake doesn't know why, either...
>>>>HERE'S AN IDEA!:
While we're all waiting to see if snake extends his largesse to me again to restore my previous reviews, why don't all of you send me vids you like and are curious to see what my take on them will be... What a concept!
REVIEWS-BY-REQUEST!
(Make sure you let me know if you want your submissions attributed to you or not... some of you are proud of our ongoing Friendships, some of you want to keep them private, and I understand that.)
Incidentally, apparently the only way you can see ALL of my latest batch of reviews is to hit the "view all" link, and I encourage you to do so.
From the form email I got from Naif when I registered this new account: "You can stop another user from messaging you by clicking the 'block' option. You can also flag a message as 'spam'; You block the user and we get a notification. Then the spammer gets busted."
Without any inquiry at all, sir? Hardly seems fair... but if it can be done to me, I suppose I can do it to others as well...
...and now you begin to see how out of hand this can get with no questions being asked. Blocking should be enough, otherwise why have that feature available? Blocking, by definition, prevents spamming, does it not? Think about it Mr. Naif.
Back to business: I'm a Seducer, it's what I do.
(Addendum 1/31/11: To those of you reading this below a certain age who may not know the term... A "seducer" is like a "player," except that a Player will do whatever it takes to have you, including lying to you, and a Seducer never will... if a Seducer has to lie to get what he wants, he's not much of a Seducer, is he?)
Birds gotta fly, fish gotta fry, I gotta seduce... women only. (Sorry guys, and thanks for all your offers in the past, but they will only get you blocked... but not reported as spam because blocking makes the need to report spam pointless and unnecessary, as I said before.) All of my once and future Friends on this site who enjoy being seduced are in for a treat(as some of you already know). Those who have no interest in the overture that you will inevitably receive from me if you fall into my parameters of interest should feel free to BLOCK ME. Until you do, as a Seducer, I have no choice but to assume a non-response is a "maybe." BLOCKING ME insures that I make no mistake about your lack of interest, and eliminates for you the nuisance of ever hearing from me again.
Personal to "queen_kill33:" Now that's interesting... I get this email from you,
"Stop writing about people on your profile, it's childish and antagonistic and uhhh, if you didn't get the memo, i'd say probably more than ¾ of the women on this site would rather masturbate with shards of glass than speak to you, you've had your account closed twice, take a hint and grow up, yes I said grow up, you're like 3 times my age and act like you're in diapers when you get rejected, now be a good boy and go away."
So, I try to indicate that your email is spam, and I get this:
"You can't ignore Naif or Snake, sorry these two accounts are meant for admin and moderation." (I corrected the spelling, incidentally.)
So? Which one are you? Naif or Snake?
>>This is unusual:
sugarbaby333333 [ United States ]
You have been blocked by this user
is your friend
Wow... Talk about mixed signals...
>>Here's another one:
lorianne [ United States ]
You have been blocked by this user
is a fan of yours
Hard to know what it is you girls really want...
>>Confidential to "sweetsister:" Apparently you've decided to Block me, no hard feelings... shall I discard your number? Let me know.
>>>And another one:
Weaselspeed [ United States ]
You have been blocked by this user
is your friend
Some of you women are delightfully contradictory...
>>>>>ashley3 [ Austria ]
You have been blocked by this user
is a fan of yours
Ditto...
And this Friendship lasted all of 5 minutes:
crotchlesspanty [ United States ] You have been blocked by this user
is your friend
...apparently miffed that I actually dropped her a note to thank her. Sheesh.
This one is less "contradictory" and more "inexplicable..." I get an email notification that my Friend request has been accepted, and I go to her page and see this, less than an hour later:
hottyhotfuck This account has been deactivated
(Darling, you should have waited for me, I'm worth it...)
curvykitty33 This account has been deactivated
(Ditto.)
Here's a little something from someone who doesn't play fair:
I express a momentary need to one of my Friends, casy123, and she replies,
"of course you do. the question is, how big and hard is your dick???"
A nice direct question, of course, and if she ever unrestricts her messages, she'll get a nice, direct answer, as well.
Another entrant in the Overreaction Sweepstakes:
amandawood 8 minutes ago.
She is a 22 years old single, bisexual female from Adelanto, California, United States
--I send her a cheery welcome message (you know, the one you all initially receive from me), and she responds with
"I read your profile and I think that there is enough drama in the real world that I don't want to get involved with it in my fantasy/playground world.
Thanks for the hi-5 but I must request that it goes no further than this msg exchange. Take care."
--To which I reply, "Drama? I thought it was Comedy. Skip the profile and read the reviews..."
after which I hit "Send" and find out that she's Blocked me...
...thereby depriving us both of what could have been an atypically intelligent interchange...
...especially for her. Too bad.
(And, having read my Profile, did she really think I wouldn't post this? Foolish person.)
HERE'S A NEW ONE: [stephiejo90 is online] stephiejo90 This account has been deactivated
Member since May 31, 2009. Last seen online 2 minutes ago.
(I bet there's a story here...)
THIS IS FASCINATING!: I get an email notification that a Friend Request has been accepted by susiesuziesue, I eagerly go to her page, and I see this:
susiesuziesue [ United Kingdom ]
You have been blocked by this user
... I can't apologize for whatever it was I did, darling, if I wasn't actually online to DO it, whatever it was...
ANOTHER AMAZING MIXED-SIGNAL:
momo74 [ France ] You have been blocked by this user
is your friend
AND FROM SOMEONE ANNOYED, APPARENTLY, BY MY GOOD MANNERS:
"tnsxkitten
She is a 44 years old single, open-minded female
ok then ur blocked. don't send me a message when u have no pic demanding that i either friend u or block u......how stupid"
She may think it was stupid, but she did as I asked...
Good girl. (And as my Very Special Friends can attest to, to varying degrees, she has no idea what she's missing, poor thing.)
RAVE: If you haven't checked out lb30's profile page,
please do so... dare I say it? She reminds me of me.
RAVE: Ditto for the profile page of cappaucino.
RAVE: Double-ditto for mistresscyanide.
RAVE: Congrats to WillowMoon for one of the best-written profiles ever. (I'm afraid I had to Block her for her impertinence, but it's a great profile nonetheless, and you should check it out.)
RAVE: cteska has a wit and intelligence similar to my own, although our writing/reviewing styles couldn't be more different... if you enjoy my blather, you may also enjoy hers.
RAVE: syd_sanchez
It's no accident that she has "top" ribbons more often that the rest of us for sheer prolificity in her reviewing... they are often insightful, always pithy, and what they lack in poetry they make up for in concision. (And she Friended me because she tried to Block me and found she couldn't... My kinda woman!) Her somewhat self-revelatory profile articulates beautifully, I think, why we are all out here.
RAVE: Read this profile: sanja20
Really makes me want to know this person, and if you're intelligent enough to have made it all the way down here, you'll want to, as well.
RAVE: miss_julia One of the classiest, most intelligent presences out here. If you enjoy me, you'll enjoy her.
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Handjob with ruined orgasmus video
Nice Maya-esque technique, complete with visual-objectification/leg-worship... and proof positive that if a woman has nice legs, and enjoys showing them, that the beauty of the rest of her is a given, whatever the case may actually be.
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Ruined bj video
Ruined?nThis wasn't ruined...nThis was perfect.
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Vanessa Blue video
My second-favorite VB vid of all time. Her whispering is incendiary.
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Huge Amateur Female Orgas... video
Lots and lots here, all amateur, all good (the ones where the faces show are better than the others) and you shouldn't try to watch it all at once. If the look and sound of a woman climaxing is one of the most beautiful things in the world for you to witness, as it is for me, this is a feast.
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Agonizing abstincence video
How do I love this? Let me count the ways: 1.) Real or enhanced, she's a redhead, as attested to by the paleness of her skin, one of my favorite flavors; 2.) She chose to share this with the world, and is, thus, a world-class exhibitionist (or possibly she made this with one special person in mind... if so, I hope that lucky object of her affection asked her for permission to upload this); 3.) She's in one of my favorite positions to take a lover, although when I do it, I make sure we're both facing a mirror so that I can see her face, as we get to here; 4.) She is naturally, curvily womanly, as most redheads are; 5.) This shot is so well set-up that there's an actual composition here, like a fine painting with splashes of red (bathrobe, lipstick, etc.) on thenotherwise very neutral canvas (including the paleness of her skin)... If Edward Hopper had ever painted porn, it might look like this; 6.) She's noisy, and even announces her orgasms, and I love that; 7.) Although you only get a peek at one, she was apparently wearing heels... God bless women who wouldn't think of having sex, even solitary sex, without putting heels on; 8.) Perhaps it's a conditioned response, perhaps it's a habit for her by now, but when she finished, she had to taste her juice on the "cock;" 9.) It was sent to me for my opinion and enjoyment by a very, very special Friend.
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Agonizing Abstincence video
How do I love this? Let me count the ways: 1.) Real or enhanced, she's a redhead, as attested to by the paleness of her skin, one of my favorite flavors; 2.) She chose to share this with the world, and is, thus, a world-class exhibitionist (or possibly she made this with one special person in mind... if so, I hope that lucky object of her affection asked her for permission to upload this); 3.) She's in one of my favorite positions to take a lover, although when I do it, I make sure we're both facing a mirror so that I can see her face, as we get to here; 4.) She is naturally, curvily womanly, as most redheads are; 5.) This shot is so well set-up that there's an actual composition here, like a fine painting with splashes of red (bathrobe, lipstick, etc.) on thenotherwise very neutral canvas (including the paleness of her skin)... If Edward Hopper had ever painted porn, it might look like this; 6.) She's noisy, and even announces her orgasms, and I love that; 7.) Although you only get a peek at one, she was apparently wearing heels... God bless women who wouldn't think of having sex, even solitary sex, without putting heels on; 8.) Perhaps it's a conditioned response, perhaps it's a habit for her by now, but when she finished, she had to taste her juice on the "cock;" 9.) It was sent to me for my opinion and enjoyment by a very, very special Friend.
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188861 real casting couch[1] video
She comes in in average-girl street clothes, with an average, not-quite-pretty face, and underneath those clothes she reveals a natural, beautiful, responsive body.nIf it had been in English, and if I could of seen the face that went with the delicious moans and sighs she made, I would have saved this.nWill Green it nonetheless.
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Dawn's Place - White Stockings Doggy video
Vids shot from this angle bore the hell out of me, usually... This is an exception because Dawn is such a great, noisy, enthusiastic performer, always emitting the most soulful, earthy grunts and groans I have ever heard... and because, before the gyno stuff occurs (climaxing with a completely satisfying, pounding, REAL creampie, incidentally), she greets the viewer, even flirts with him a little, in white lingerie. Delightful, and at 2 minutes in length, concise.
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Shemuscle Big Clit - Melissa Dettwiller - ... video
I love FBB's, and she's right at the level of development that I think is perfect (moderate), but this wasn't all that much different than a routine she might do at a competition, just naked.nnOddly sexless.
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Cindy fucked Blue video
Quite lovely girl/girl stuff, even if their minds, together, seem to be unsullied by a single thought between them.nn(And you thought cucumbers were boring.)nnGreened, not Saved.n
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Oily Massage with Real Orgasm video
This is spectacularly beautiful in its production... and if you're not put off by its leisurely pace, the climax at the end (in every sense of the word) is worth the time invested. If you agree with me that their is no more beautiful sight on earth than the vision of a woman locked in complete sexual release, then the end of this will not disappoint... anything but, actually. Nice cool-down moment at the end as well. It's even instructional in a sense: How happy I am to be able to say, from my super-annuated perspective, that I actually learned a few things from this. (This is a product of a commercial site of which I was unaware, hegre-art.com, but I went there, and what I could see looked so good, it's almost worth paying for.)
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Robert's mom video
I usually like these scenarios and situations... but I just could not get past all the work she's had done... everywhere.
Who do Wayne Newton, Smokey Robinson, Courtney Cox, Suzanne Somers, and this girl think they're fooling? Grotesque. |
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