the Internet equivalent of a triple espresso with whipped cream. Mmmm…whipped cream.
Bad girl! Come sit on my face, I'm giving you a tongue-lashing!
Keep smiling!...it makes them wonder what your up to!!
Don't dance with the devil if you're never going to fuck.
Be good. If you can't be good, don't get caught! If you get caught, deny everything!!!
Just like an armadillo hard on the outside soft on the inside :o)
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